The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this.
did you google how to take a screen shot
people who dont flush the toilet must be eliminated
i wonder if i will still use tumblr in 5 years
Why I hate myself
font size 7
to the first chapter
of the prologue
i was joking but then i checked and i—-
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so basically um im horny
do you know what these all say?
"hi horny im dad"
If my child is not smart enough to move out the way I would feel like I failed as a parent
A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.
fuckin morphed into usian bolt
talking to a hot boy’s parents like, “I’m a big fan of your work”
[drops a hint] [drops a few more hints] [trips over them] [knocks over a table]
do you ever just wonder if there’s someone who secretly thinks about you and wants to talk to you but doesn’t know how
Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.
WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!
whenever i see these post-apocalyptic films set in the USA where everyone is pretty much just killing each other with no mention of other nations i always just assume that the rest of the world is fine and has learnt how to resume life as normal