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lizziemcswagger:

apupy:

fruitsgarden:

look at these idiots just sitting around

get jobs

contribute to society



iamhiccupnolieaskme:

Words. To. Live. By.





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demigodofhoolemere:

my-gosh-its-snowing:

thelof9:

hey canadians have fun at school tomorrow

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hey americans have fun paying your health care

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stop guys we’re friends remember

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Children, behave else mother shall have to give the pair of you a bollocking. 

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You couldn’t beat 13 states, let alone 50.

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hey guys

what’s

what’s going on over here?

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I just choked

tumblr country wars are the best



she-wants-the-eod:

awkward-lee:

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Blaine proposing to Disney Princesses plus Gaston

Blaine is my role-model



lofty-cries:

Why can’t everyone I wanna meet be like 10 minutes away



womanontheedgeoftyne:

straightallies:

grumpyspacetoad:

hashtagthatsreal:

weteevee:

is this how christian couples takes baths together

I don’t understand why it needs the gender colored lighting….

straight people need reassurance at every step in their lives

no homo couple’s bathtub

i can’t stop laughing at this



alzix:

I live in constant fear of being shit on by a bird



world-shaker:

[leaves this here and backs away]



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ciggers:

 ciggers:

when I take a picture of somebody :

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when I ask somebody to take a picture of me :

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verrlust:

i wonder what it’s like to be so hot that people follow you just because you’re hot



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setharooni:

my senior quote was better than yours





thehappyfangirl:

24-alpha-24:

agentotter:

doctorscienceknowsfandom:

Some call me … Tim.

OMG OKAY THIS IS GOLD. The pallas cat at my local zoo apparently does this, and there’s a little sort of kid-level viewing window into its habitat, and the keeper in that area told me that the pallas cat likes to hide beneath the window. So when the kids press their faces up to the glass, searching the exhibit for the animal, the pallas cat suddenly pops up directly in front of their faces and scares the ever-loving shit out of them. Pallas cat: recreationally scares children. Tell your friends.

I AM FREAKING CRYIN’

IT GOT BETTER